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"Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it is not satire, it is bullying." - Terry Pratchett

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To all the new people joining mastodon today and giving us their

Mastodon Is Crumbling—Creator: "I Don't Feel So Good..."

LMFAO. The daily newspaper Bild (Germany's equivalent to The Sun) titled "Our Mayors Live In Danger" yesterday.

Motherfucker it's called "to hold accountable", I know that's not a familiar concept but trust me

Furniture assembled. Job done. Now I get to eat my badly delayed dinner.

I've earnt it.

Feels nice to be useful.

Have to help the sister shift furniture and build shit. Pray for me

Conservative shitlords: haha oh woah better put a trigger warning on your safe space!!! lmao idiots

Also conservative shitlords: THIS RAZOR COMMERCIAL HURT MY FEELINGS

wtf is wrong with Mastalab... half the time it won't load anything but i check the instance by web browser and it works fine.

Downloading Fallout 4 for the first time and I'm already looking up the best mods.

Why yes, I do know how bethesda do.

Do you think it viable to start a new character in destiny 2 and simply upgrade their starting armour instead of finding new shit?

#Tusky has reached 100.000 downloads on Google Play. Thank you all so much ♥️

That said, the filter blocked four toots inside of 30 seconds, so I think I'm fine with being grouchy.

I must be getting to the grouchy old man stage of my life because I'm adding more and more keywords to the filters.

I wonder if the voyager probes were destroyed by The Darkness in the Destinyverse?

For fuck sake. Stop having a NSFW avatar when you cw NSFW shit.

Kind of defeats the shitting point.

also, did you know adding alt text to pictures in mastalab is a dick ache?

It is!

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