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"Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it is not satire, it is bullying." - Terry Pratchett

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To all the new people joining mastodon today and giving us their

Again I am drunk and again that means I'm more open to saying that certain people like @paeneultima are people I'm glad I follow. Go follow them

Well that was obnoxious. I spent my time supplying my ship, got a cargo run mission, just stowed away my cargo when a ship sailed past blasted my ship to pieces and killed me. To top off the insult sea of thieves crashed

@BrokenBiscuit In case you need to now: in German there is a word for the first drops that drip when one is arroused. They are called "Lusttropfen" wich translates to "Lustdrops" ;) Also called "joydrops" oder "lucky drops" ;)

Petition to rename semen to euphoria fluid. Glee gloop will also be acceptable.

If phones are trying to maximise screen space, then why slap a logo on the front? Keep it to the back if you want, but let me tell you, a lot of us only care if the phone is good, not the brand.

One bad thing of many is that as I age, it gets weirder and weirder to watch anime because a lot of it is high school girls.

Garak and Odo are the best couple in star trek, don't @ me

@gargron I just realized that the circles feature is certainly needed on Mastodon, I just stumbled upon a use case: boosting toots from a Spanish-speaker. Most of my followers don't know Spanish, but a few of them do; how to boost without bothering my English-speaking followers?

The influx of Spanish speakers certainly changed the landscape of the Fediverse: we're a multi lingual community now. That may already be, but this year made it obvious.

i'm beginning to get very tired of all these people around me who manage to say nothing at all using as many words as possible.

Can we ban the rapid editing and flashing in trailers!? It's unimaginative, obnoxious and IT HURTS MY EYES!
Thank fuck I'm not epileptic

It is 222-937-m41. The Imperium of man has long since lost the technology to make ipods.
Despair spans the galaxy.

doctor who, aka the one time people around the world vpn over to the uk to watch the iplayer and wonder where all the ads are

To the alien "Guuuuurl where do you get your nails done?" As it grabs me and prepares to kill "They look fabulousssssssssssssssssss!"

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